10 Tweets About Things You’ll Learn Pretty Much Immediately in College

BuzzFeed has compiled a list of tweets that sum up some of the big lessons you’ll learn pretty much immediately in college. Here are 10 of them :

  1. High school: “Assigned setting it so stupid.” College: “Why is he sitting in my seat? That’s my seat…I sit there everyday.”
  2. STOP ENCOURAGING EVERYONE TO GO TO COLLEGE THERE IS NOT ENOUGH PARKING.
  3. Welcome to college. Where every single person is smarter than you except for the 3 people in your group project.
  4. Going to school in-between Thanksgiving and Christmas break feels like the last lap in Mario Kart, where the music is all fast and gets really stressful.
  5. Y’all ever skip a class and then have the post skip class depression? Like damn I should’ve just went.
  6. In high school we judged everyone but in college you see someone riding past you on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and it’s like “that is a smart man.”
  7. I don’t have any spoons or forks, so I broke off a piece of a hanger so I could eat.
  8. Yesterday, a girl walked into class with an iced coffee and my prof told her she couldn’t have it, so she just walked out and never came back and I can’t stop thinking about it.
  9. In high school I woke up at 6 a.m., went to classes for 7 hours, went straight to track practice and ran 8 miles, then went home and did homework without taking a nap…in college I can’t even take a shower without needing a nap.
  10. Some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT. Well, sir, I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel?
Tags: