One day, people on the Internet are going to run out of super random stuff to waste time thinking about. Today is not that day.
If you type “can you eat a” in Google, one of the top suggestions is “FLAMINGO.” Which means there have been lots and lots of people searching for that question.
So . . . CAN you eat a flamingo?
Well, not legally. In the U.S. and lots of other countries, it’s illegal to hunt or eat flamingos.
But if somehow you wind up at an underground exotic meat buffet and they have flamingo, it IS safe to eat. Don’t expect it to taste like chicken though.
Apparently flamingo meat tastes more like duck, but with a slightly fishy taste.